Humorous houseplant book cover with botanical illustrations and edgy title about plant thoughts
Humorous book cover featuring watercolor houseplants with text about plants silently judging you
Book cover featuring houseplants with title about learning inner thoughts of 50 plants
Contents page from houseplant humor book showing plant categories and decorative succulent illustration
Green book cover with white text reading 'The Popular Crowd' and humorous tagline about houseplants
Open book showing Golden Pothos plant illustration with humorous personality description and care instructions
Purple shamrock plant in white ribbed vase on black stool from humorous houseplant book
Open book showing Swiss Cheese Plant page with illustrated Monstera and humorous plant care instructions
Book page showing illustrated Sago Palm with humorous care instructions and sassy plant commentary
Open book showing illustrated houseplant with humorous text about plant care and personality

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts by Carlyle Christoff: Hardcover; 96 pages / English

Regular price
$15.95
Sale price
$15.95
Quantity must be 1 or more

[The Collective Book Studio] Discover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky little gift book—a delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side-eyes from their green companions. Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man? Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re ta